Ferret Rescue and Halfway House
Martinsville, Indiana
1-765-349-0265
 
 
 
 
    
The Ten Commandments
- Thou shalt covet all corners. Thou shalt not use kitty litter for it is a heathen cat thing, and thusly you shall scatter the heathen thing everywhere!
- Thou shalt bite thy brethren. Thou shall lick thy humans, except thou shall slip in the occasional nip to ensure they don't become to complacent.
- Thou shalt revere milk and ice cream above all other things, except for Linatone, which is heaven sent.
- Thou shalt despise anything that is labled "For Ferrets".
- Thou shalt climb everything and take the good stuff
- When placed in a cage, or locked in a room or out of a room, though shalt beat loudly upon the door in violent protest.
- Thou shalt lurk and seek every opportunity.
- Thou shalt love and honor shoes, socks, and above all else, toes.
- Thou shalt expose the roots of all plants. Let none exscape your wrath.
- Thou shalt hide from sight those things most coveted by humans, that they shall never see the light of day.
 
 
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