Ferret Rescue and Halfway House
Martinsville, Indiana
1-765-349-0265

            

The Ten Ferret Commandments

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We are an Indiana Ferret Rescue. We only deal with Ferrets.

The Ten Commandments

  1. Thou shalt covet all corners. Thou shalt not use kitty litter for it is a heathen cat thing, and thusly you shall scatter the heathen thing everywhere!
  2. Thou shalt bite thy brethren. Thou shall lick thy humans, except thou shall slip in the occasional nip to ensure they don't become to complacent.
  3. Thou shalt revere milk and ice cream above all other things, except for Linatone, which is heaven sent.
  4. Thou shalt despise anything that is labled "For Ferrets".
  5. Thou shalt climb everything and take the good stuff
  6. When placed in a cage, or locked in a room or out of a room, though shalt beat loudly upon the door in violent protest.
  7. Thou shalt lurk and seek every opportunity.
  8. Thou shalt love and honor shoes, socks, and above all else, toes.
  9. Thou shalt expose the roots of all plants. Let none exscape your wrath.
  10. Thou shalt hide from sight those things most coveted by humans, that they shall never see the light of day.